In a shocking turn of events, the original hand-written menu—the one crafted by Chair and Lime themselves, used to create all future menus—has vanished.
This isn’t just a piece of paper. This is THE menu. The blueprint. The culinary constitution.
Staff noticed the item missing while closing up for the night, just hours after a successful first day of business. There were no signs of break-in or griefing. One of the owners, Chair, was quoted muttering, "I'm so pissed right now, it was probably those goddamn spronkings.”